Coincidence. Of Course It's a Coincidence

1. Bartolo Colon is suspended for 50 games, having tested positive for (presumably, "excessive") testosterone.  Well, there goes the Wild Card.
2. Department of You Can't Make This Up:  This morning there was a commercial.  For testosterone.  On the radio.  "After 30, your levels of testosterone decrease."  They offer a thirty-day supply.  I wish I remembered the code trade name for it.  It may well be prescription, but the ad didn't sound like that (no disclaimers, no "see your doctor").  ETA:  The ad just ran again.  Name of the substance sounds like Proteem.  There's a phone number to call (no, I didn't catch it) for the thirty day supply.