Hope in the Bottom of the Box

This year's Jon Swift Memorial Round-Up.

New Year Strikes at Midnight

Driftglass.

Hullabaloo.

Indomitable.

That blasted bell is tolling.

Happy New Year.

Boxing Day Lutefisk Cider with Pickled Herring

• Down With Tyranny dissects the Democrats.

  Jack Fitzpatrick lays out a scenario which-- if we had a remotely competent DCCC that wasn't utterly crippled with conservative notions and self-serving corruption-- would be considered a reasonable case for the Democrats winning back the House. There's no chance anything like that can happen while the recruiting and messaging precepts put in place by Wall Street puppets Rahm Emanuel, Chris Van Hollen and Steve Israel dictate everything the DCCC does.

• Politifact prevarication poll:  Who lies the most.  (Slideshow/gallery.  Featuring two non-candidates and the current and former President, who cannot run for that office again.  Via sfgate.com.)
• Understanding markets, their history, values, and flaws.  (Prof. Richard D. Wolff, guest-posting at naked capitalism.)  A taste:

  Markets were and are just one mechanism for distributing resources and products among people and enterprises. In markets, prices allocate scarce commodities to the highest bidders for them, to those who can pay the most. Markets differ from many other, non-market mechanisms that human beings, past and present, have used for those distributions. Religious authorities, community elders, local or regional state authorities, democratically composed collectives, kinship and gift-based organizations developed different, non-market, price mechanisms for distribution. Because recent history exalted markets hysterically, it is time to expose their mixed and often horrific results.

  There are matters, values, and things that cannot be priced; assigning a monetary value to some things paradoxically cheapens them.
• Has anyone done "A Christmas Carol:  30 Years Later?"  Because that might explain things...

Merry Mary, Marry Murray

Christmas if  you celebrate; Festivus, Yule, Solstice, Kwanzaa, Boxing, any I've missed if you don't.

(Hogmanay is next week.)

Pre-Road Downs

• From the Mary Sue, via Shakesville:  Japanese women want to keep their original names post-wedlock.  At last!
• Hullabaloo is loading so slowly that the graphics give up.  Seriously.
• Trump.
• Guns.
• Combatting terrorism.
• Litmus testing.
• Cracked.com is a time sink.
• ETA:  It turns out that Dr. Grumpy in the House has been active all year but the blogroll entry refuses to update.  Have the gift guide to Star Wars merchandise that gives one pause.

"I Thought the Woo-Woo Crew Came Out at the Full Moon!"

Some of the local bus drivers used to say that they observed strange behavior and were extra cautious during the full moon--and the two weeks on each side.

• Myself, I'd get boots and a sou'wester.  Talk of Republican convention alternatives.
• "Terrible Ideas" from the Daily Irritant, with bonus:

  You know, if Ronald Reagan couldn't make Reaganomics work, what the hell chance do you think you have?

Not an Onion Headline

"Nazi Party Leader:  Trump's Anti-Muslim plan is ill-conceived."

It's at SFGate.com as of this morning.  (Full email communiqué at Buzzfeed.)

No, really.  (The rest of said chairman's statement is "right-wing" jargon that would embarrass the crew at a Tea Party website.)

I'm trying to be an adult, so I'm not going to snark on said chairman's name.

Thrust, Parry, Riposte

Associate Justice Antonin Scalia had Foot Sandwich the other day (Crooks and Liars).  Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker) serves up horseradish, no chaser.

Ever notice that all of Ronald Reagan's "gifts" tend to include rattlesnakes?

Cannot Brain. I Have the Numb

• No, this is not supposed to be a weekly.  
• Now that it is slightly more seemly (Iowa caucuses now being a month away rather than six months out) to yammer about the primary season, have Jill Stein's campaign page.  The Green Party has also posted an article by Maggie Lee from Creative Loafing, which has interesting (at least for now) comments.  If I have to read about the Republican candidates (and my brain has been holding its nose almost to the point of asphyxia) and the Democratic candidates (who are annoying me on a different axis), then I'd like to read someone who is at least not shouting at me.  (You don't want to see my email inbox.  Cue Joel Grey and Liza Minelli singing "Money" on repeat at maximum volume.)
• So this is midpoint of three consecutive days of tragedies:  Yesterday was the anniversary of the murders at École Polytechnique, today we remember Pearl Harbor, and tomorrow we commemorate the death of John Lennon.  Yeah, OK, not a nice guy, but he didn't deserve that.
• We are expecting rain in a couple of days, in time for an appointment.  Of course.  Northwestern England apparently got a cloudbuster sufficient to restore a waterfall.  (Via legionseagle on Dreamwidth.)
• Well!  Back to work!