But Wait! There's More!

Rich Abdill at Wonkette (remember Wonkette?  It's still out there) has what would have been the Spy magazine take on the Petraeus affair if that magazine still existed.

The .gif is a hoot, but there was this:

We also knew that Petraeus and Broadwell then broke up, ending the first ever documented case of someone in the military community being unfaithful to their spouse. Then, Petraeus sent her “thousands” of emails, because he, apparently, is quite a dork, and somehow not at all busy running the Central Intelligence Agency.

Isn't it time for a Kardashian to have a "wardrobe malfunction" or something?

ETA:  Via giandujakiss on Dreamwidth, who actually sees Wonkette.

EFTA:  The best headline ever!  If there's a tag for this, that will be it.  Also, a brief tutorial about the security aspects.