You Don't Wanna Buy This Book

I occasionally peruse Jesus' General, mostly because folks point at it (and laugh), but this...anti-book review...was amusing.

See why:  

But, we’re booksellers, dammit, and if you really want it, I will order it and send it to you. The book costs $100.00; shipping will be $75.00. A bit steep, you think? You need to factor in, however, the amount of vomiting that we will have to endure in getting you this tome.