Joe Miller the Plagiarist

Joke book compiled from various ancient translated fragments.   (The publisher's link provides 30 free pages before you have to log in.)  Such news calls for jokes about comics who shamelessly use old material, but most comics do observational humor nowadays, so the gag will have to be something on the order of "Mr. Berle?  It's the Big Guy.  Says your fake book's been found, and He didn't know your jokes were that old."

Also, Croatia's cancelled Christmas.  Where's all that dextrous outrage?  (Parties and gifts, as opposed to the holiday, but I can hear the department stores all shuddering right now.)