The Legal Department

• Federal appeals court overturns Barry Bonds' felony conviction.  "Rambling" is not obstructing justice.
• Petraeus (remember Petraeus?  This is a song about Petraeus) was sentenced to two years probation and $100,000 fine for giving his biographer (and lover) classified material.  No.  Get your mind out of the gutter.  Secrets.
• Former guard at Auschwitz testifies at his trial on 300,000 charges of accessory to murder.  This is precisely why I do not suffer Holocaust deniers.