The Footie

Apparently, conservatives fear, loathe, and disapprove of soccer. Cerberus (Sadly, No!) takes one down. Profanely, of course.

You see, young people don’t seem to have the same dumbass nativist hangups as the Klan-wannabes who seem to have our country in a death-lock, so thus are less likely to abandon a totally awesome sport the whole world plays simply because it isn’t an American exclusive that feeds into our notions of American Exceptionalism. And that’s bad, because that means they’ll be less likely to support bombing random brown people and self-defeating nonsense justified only by a strange idea that America is “different” and thus not bound by the laws of time and space.

And I'm pretty sure there's some incorrectness in there.

[partial crosspost]  See also link here.