Monday, October 7, 2013

It Stood Out

Driftglass:
By now, the life cycle of every GOP crisis --
  • Fling the country into the middle of a manufactured nation-threatening cataclysm for craven, political reasons;
  • Publicly shit the bed so hard trying to extricate themselves from their own clever scheme, the sheer force of it lifts them into orbit;
  • Frantically scramble around trying to hang the blame for failing to defuse the bomb they built on the same people who [tried] to stop them from building the bomb in the first place
-- is such a baseline element of modern American political life that anyone who is actually surprised by any of this, or who continues to drop automatically into a "Both Sides Do It" crouch every time the Penguin figures out some new way [to] threaten Gotham City, should seriously consider having themselves put into a medically induced coma until the Second Coming. [Typo corrections mine.]
Because we don't get enough Batman references in our political discourse.

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