By now, the life cycle of every GOP crisis --Because we don't get enough Batman references in our political discourse.
-- is such a baseline element of modern American political life that anyone who is actually surprised by any of this, or who continues to drop automatically into a "Both Sides Do It" crouch every time the Penguin figures out some new way [to] threaten Gotham City, should seriously consider having themselves put into a medically induced coma until the Second Coming. [Typo corrections mine.]
- Fling the country into the middle of a manufactured nation-threatening cataclysm for craven, political reasons;
- Publicly shit the bed so hard trying to extricate themselves from their own clever scheme, the sheer force of it lifts them into orbit;
- Frantically scramble around trying to hang the blame for failing to defuse the bomb they built on the same people who [tried] to stop them from building the bomb in the first place
"My hovercraft is full of eels." Political (Monty) Pythonist and baseball fanatic. Other matters as inappropriate.
Monday, October 7, 2013
It Stood Out
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