Just in Case

The headline on this article is "David Broder Rushed to Hospital for Emergency Craniorectal Procedure."

Screen shot, because it happened.  (And because someone in editorial will clutch pearls.  Thankfully, not any of our pearls.)

[ETA:  Welcome, Shakesvilleans!  Pull up a chair, have some coffee or tea!  I think that pot of essay might finally be ready to boil.]